Dylan Crews's Mom Has "Huge Knockers", Per Source

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According to a reliable source, the mother of Dylan Crews has a rather large bosom. That source? The father of Dylan Crews. I thought it was just some creep in the student section yelling that at the right fielder, but no, it was indeed his dad. I still find it strange to yell that at your son about his mom. 

In other news, LSU takes the series from Bama 2-1 outscoring them 20-12. We could have really used a sweep, but a series win will have to do. The Tigers take on Northwestern State on Tuesday and finish up the regular season this weekend against Texas A&M. Can we please just end the season 5-0?

P.S. I have one foot on board the Ma'Khail Hilliard train. I want to see one more dominant start by him to be fully on board, but I'm confident. 
Dayne is a senior psychology major at Louisiana State University. He is originally from New Orleans and attended high school at Holy Cross. Other teams he likes are the Red Sox, Saints, Patriots, Bruins, Pelicans, and Celtics. He also has a career .500 batting average.

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